God sakes, We're just demanding Reasonable Common sense restrictions on Assault Knives

And for God sakes, We are just demanding Reasonable Common sense restrictions. I mean Who really needs a Knife Rack in their House, you can only cut one piece of food with one Knife anymore than one Knife is an Assault Cache/Collection of Deadly Sharp Things, waiting for a bad day and then ..  Those with more than 1 Knife needs to register immediately and those with those automatic cutting Knives, you see on Thanksgiving being used to cut Turkey, they should have to go thru background checks before We even think about Allowing them to keep them.. And I demand an Immediate Ban and Confiscation on those Military Style Knives, those Nasty Swiss Army Ones. People that Have Swiss Army Knives are just crazy People, waiting to murder Your Children. Just look at them, they have so many things on them that could hurt a Person... And they even says ARMY on them, so you know they are only for trained Military People, American's demand and smuggle these things into the hands of Citizens, that aren't properly trained in their use and therefore should be banned and restricted from owning an ARMY Swiss Knife.

Could You imagine if your Child got a hold of one of these ARMY Swiss Knives, oh the tragedy that would Definitely Happen..... ;(   And image if someone gave one to a bad Type person, just image it to hell what they could and definitely would do with one of these ARMY Swiss Knives....


Lets have common sense solutions to these terrible unregulated Assault Knives that no on "really needs".. I'm a complete sitting down to Pee Beta Male and I only eat food that can be sucked thru a straw, so I don't eva use a Nasty Knife and neither should most of you People... Ughhh.. No one really "Needs" a Knife, that's what blenders are for... So if you care about Children and you understand that there are TONS of "studies" that show support for the banning and confiscation and registering and having background checks done on All the People that have theses, then call Your Congress Person and Demand Laws to stop the cycle of Child Murder and Violence with the use of Assault Knives and other Assault Military ARMY type Knives.. ;( Call 1-212-Ass-Clown   .... 
Oh and don't forget to sign the petition, I have it at : www.cluelessFools.com  sign up today..