Let Ban Being a Democrat for the Sake of the Children ~ Satirical commentary

Hmm....While We are on the Ban everything Kick.. I remember reading a report about People that self Identify themselves and in this report, more Felons self Identified Themselves as Democrats..
So Since more people that own Guns do not commit Murder or commit any crimes and that is not being taken into consideration, I think it times to round up and outlaw being a Democrat.
I mean most Dems are not Criminals and will never commit a crime, that doesn't matter in this new Era of ban stuff based solely on the minority "defectants" or adorations..

Since more of the criminals are self identifying as Democrats and to follow the Lead of the dear Leader, lets be Rash and the Dems own Logic...

Since criminals self identify about 93% of the time more with Democrats, that's the problem, being a democrat...., We must Ban the Democrats, for the sake of he Children.. We mus not stop or pause becasue 900 Billion Children will be saved by Us doing so and I do not want to hear You won't do a crime, becasue since you are a Dem, Who knows, I mean the information is right there and I wouldn't want to not do something that could save 3 Trillion Children, so We must all get together to ban this scourge from Our Society, for the sake of the 23 Trillion Children that will suffer a crime at the hands of a Self Identified Democrat...............  




Yes this is a tongue and cheek humorous piece, but those Stats are not made up. Yes about 93% of All Felons say thy are Democrats.. Kinda weird if you ask me...